Listening to 王力宏 - 盖世英雄

im feeling super lethargic these days and i dont know why.

as usual, im just blogging to let whatever little people out there reading my blog know that im alive and typing.

some things to think about.

1.my mum said this phrase the other day and i think that its super farny in my weird brand of humour (abeit a lil depressing when i associate my paycheck with the phrase) - 吃又吃不饱，饿又饿不死.

2.mayo has a test catalogue the size and thickness of the yellow pages and its an interesting read when theres nothing to do at work. they actually measure things like calcium in shit.

3.its interesting to read the tests available on an allergen panel when theres nothing to do at work. people can actually be allergic to things that are funny, weird, and simply, unimaginable.

examples.

the funny - cockroach, cucumber (tune yourself to my frequency and ull find it farny too).

the weird - squid, pacific squid (they're not the same. hundred dollar difference in the price tag of the tests).

the unimaginable - salt (omfg).

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if you read the nothing to do at work phrase, ure not imagining things. the hungry ghost festival is keeping patients away from the hosp. i think everyone in the lab will be buried under blood tubes when the second seventh month ends.

gosh im feeling tired again. time to go sleep.