The get-to-know-myself-better post.

Listening to Justin Timberlake - Senorita

I am...

Autistic when i want to be left alone. No amount of talking will draw a response from me when im feeling like that. That means, dont talk to me when i look like a clay figurine to you.

Scary when i am angry. Friends closer to me should know this. Incur my wrath and you'll wish you were dead.

Emotional and sentimental. This is no good.

Magnanimous and tolerant towards assholes when i am in a good mood. This happens once in a neon green moon (blue is overused).

A spoilt brat at home. 从小到大要风得风， 要雨得雨. 就是要钱没有钱. Lol.

Noisy when i am happy. Thats when the atmosphere around me turns cold because of my not-so-funny jokes.

Happy when i get to eat yummy food. The list is pretty long so i feel happy at almost every meal.

Nice, friendly and pleasant. When you dont know me well. Lol.

Direct and straight talking. Like minded people will appreciate that while people who like to waste their lifetime (isnt life short enough?) beating around the bush will hate me.

Delirious after a long distance run. Must be the endorphin high. Sadly, ive kind of forgotten how that feels ever since i injured my ankle.

Critical of others and have high expectations of people, especially loved ones. Even more critical of myself. Typical of a virgoan.

A couch potato. Theres only so much things you can do after 10% percent of your brain is exhausted after a hard day at work. (Note: Humans only use 10% of their brain).

Weird. When everyone refuse to agree with me whenever i say that something is cute.

No tolerance for imperfections. People who have seen me write on a piece of blank paper (with no lines) cannot believe that i do not have a personality disorder. And these people havent seen me write in chinese yet. lol.

Very tolerant of pain. Therefore 我佩服 violent auntie. because she can make me scream.

Lazy like i dont know what. I refill my glass of water from the tap in my toilet when im in my room because im too lazy to walk to the kitchen.

Obstinate/Pig headed/Stubborn. 我任第二， 牛都不敢任第一.

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See how many of the following do you know about me.

I...

sing when im alone in the lift.

draw mushrooms on drawing block sized papers to destress.

collect nike socks.

can burp as and when i want to.

hold hands with my mum when we go out.

like to look at pretty girls.

got small hands.

talk in my sleep.

only wear white shirts to sleep.

got a mole next to my left eye.

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i think this is a very self centered post.