funny entry

listening to alicia keys - karma

was reading my own blog a while ago and i realised that my recent entries have been kind of sad..

ive actually received compliments from a few friends that my blog is funny and they actually had a good laugh while reading it in recent months..

i really appreciate the compliments.. so this entry shall be a funny one..

i shall attempt to be as funny as i can despite the exam stress.. but guess that'll not be hard since ive come across quite a few funny incidents these few days..

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i was at training the other day when we saw this malay lady ( note: im not a racist.. if it were a chinese now i will say it out too..)..

she was wearing this super low cut and super duper tight and super duper duper thin white lycra shirt..

and she was wearing a black bra ( i CANNOT stand woman wearing black bra underneath a white shirt)..

the reason why i could see her bra is not only due to the fact that her shirt is so 'transparent'..

its because her shirt is so low cut that her bra is popping out of her neckline.. *faints*

and.. the woman is really big sized.. from rough estimation.. i think shes 2 and a half times of my size..

its really freaky man.. her bra and shirt is so so tight that her fats is bulging out all over the place.. and when she walks.. the fats just go bouncing..

or as kaiyuan says.. bouncing jelly..

and this woman is wearing very thick makeup.. and shes together with her friend (her friend looks anorexic anyway.. stark contrast)..

and they are smoking while talking at the top of their voices..

and.. the woman's voice is so damn low it sounds like a very manly guy talking..

its really very freaky that liping says shes about to puke soon..

now the damn suay thing is i was walking towards our storeroom to keep something when i saw this woman..

put her hand into her shirt and bra..

to scratch her tits..

*faints*

i have to say that im not the only one who found her disgusting.. our entire group was talking about her..

and i have to stress the point that i have got nothing against plus sized people.. in fact most of them i know have a bubbly personality and a kind soul..

ive got nothing against their choice of clothes usually.. they've got nice dress sense usually..

its not that plus sized people cannot wear nice outfits.. ive seen some who can dress themselves up nicely while hiding their flaws.. thats impressive..

but.. body hugging low cut lycra shirt with black bra underneath.. its definitely a turn off..

scratching her tits in public somemore.. *shakes head*

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gwen and i were talking the other day about a common friend of ours.. seems like he made a girl pregnant..

his msn nick was really shocking..

firstly its ''shes pregnant''..

followed by ''a phone call that sends shock''..

then it was ''shotgun marriage is not fun''..

gwen and i were laughing our asses off when we read all these..

no.. we are not evil.. its just that we think this guy and the girl deserved it..

this guy blogged about his active sex life with his girlfriend of two weeks (yes.. thats 14 days..) then.. theyve already broke up quite some time ago..

the entry consists of very explicit details about their behind the door activity.. its enough to make me lose my appetite for a few days..

two weeks and they are doing this kind of act.. the girl was described in the blog as wild and hot..

and the girl is only 16..

*shakes head*

i asked him about his nick but he says its not him.. but well.. gwen and i still have a gut feeling that its him..

should have asked him for an invitaton to his holy matrimony..

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i think thats an awfully long entry.. im off to mug again..