Found this interesting list online. I'm guilty of the symptoms in blue.
* You were baited by Jun.
* The best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
* You’re forever daydreaming and imagining about Arashi and you.
* Only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head and wearing nipples exposing shirts.
* You’re envious of the Arashi Fan Club members.
* You’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan.
* Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
* The first kanji you memorized is 嵐 .
* …and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
* You are very familiar with male dominated words such as “omae” and “umai”
* Eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
* When someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
* You cried when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
* You named your pet momo.
* One of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi's stuff.
* No matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
* You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
* Your family can put the names of the Arashi members to faces.
* When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
* You’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
* There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday.
* Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
* Your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
* December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
* When going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
* When singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
* You’ve been jealous of animals.
* Short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
* Guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
* When someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.
* Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.
* You’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
* You’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
* Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
* You start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
* You study Japanese because of Arashi.
* You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
* When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
* Aiba is a prodigy.
* Nino should be a professional song writer.
* Neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion. (and glow in the dark pink suits too!)
* When someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.
* You like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
* You buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy.
* You wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
* You are envious of people like Inoue Mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
* Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
* Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
* You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
* You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
* The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
* Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
* You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Hana Yori Dango 1 & 2 / etc. just for Jun.
* Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
* Life is THE END when you don’t see ARASHI for every 1-5 minutes…
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